Fuckers Wandering Aimlessly Sexually Televised Dandiprat
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risinyira:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 83,409 notes

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 227,476 notes

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 352,501 notes

spreepicky:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

(>^ω^
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 391,703 notes
gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 82,157 notes

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 193,359 notes
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 64,769 notes

lordoftheinternet:

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 3,446 notes

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 284,383 notes
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 9,117 notes
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 63,081 notes

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 280,413 notes

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 71,155 notes

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 216,998 notes

every porn ever

guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 60,774 notes
Sexually Televised Dandiprat

risinyira:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.

REBLOG

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

REBLOG

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

REBLOG

spreepicky:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

(>^ω^
REBLOG
gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

REBLOG

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

REBLOG
REBLOG

lordoftheinternet:

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

REBLOG

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

REBLOG
REBLOG
REBLOG

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

REBLOG

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

REBLOG

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

REBLOG
every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
REBLOG