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I get off on movies where people get swallowed/eaten by giant monsters. I have no idea why and I really wish I could tell someone close to me.

Anonymous

If you want to tell someone close to you, do it. People get off on weirder.

7 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Sometimes I masturbate while I watch childrens movies

Anonymous

Hmm.

19 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
I sometimes think about my best friend while im showering, is that weird?

Anonymous

No that’s not weird, that’s the best place to think about best friends ;D

21 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

so… You should send me sexy confessions. yep

37 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

38 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 22,156 notes

greymichaela:

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

Now that’s power.

38 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 558,421 notes
I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
- (via barbieandken)
39 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 80,212 notes

high-blogging:

my new comeback

41 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 72,704 notes
46 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 5,579 notes

deanisanactualprincess:

celestial-sexhair:

padanasty:

just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.

46 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 69,738 notes
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

47 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 54,975 notes
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fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

48 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 46,859 notes
2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 106 notes
Sexually Televised Dandiprat

Anonymous said: I get off on movies where people get swallowed/eaten by giant monsters. I have no idea why and I really wish I could tell someone close to me.

If you want to tell someone close to you, do it. People get off on weirder.

Anonymous said: Sometimes I masturbate while I watch childrens movies

Hmm.

Anonymous said: I sometimes think about my best friend while im showering, is that weird?

No that’s not weird, that’s the best place to think about best friends ;D

so… You should send me sexy confessions. yep

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jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

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greymichaela:

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

Now that’s power.

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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high-blogging:

my new comeback

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deanisanactualprincess:

celestial-sexhair:

padanasty:

just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

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