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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 103,256 notes
1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 59,792 notes

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 232,818 notes

itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 176,943 notes

madlori:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

actually crying rn

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 201,423 notes

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 35,352 notes

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 380,942 notes

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 39,563 notes
Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
- Every Bro Ever (via tomhiddlston)
1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 75,203 notes

contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 197,835 notes
1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 238,172 notes
someonekill-thedj:

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD


I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

someonekill-thedj:

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

image

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 189,946 notes

White People in July VS White People in October

bruj0sdelayer:

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1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 17,922 notes
psyducker:

just planning ahead

psyducker:

just planning ahead

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,916 notes
ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

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1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 3,797 notes
Sexually Televised Dandiprat

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

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madlori:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

actually crying rn

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annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

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Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
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contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

REBLOG
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someonekill-thedj:

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD


I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

someonekill-thedj:

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

image

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

REBLOG
White People in July VS White People in October

bruj0sdelayer:

image

image

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psyducker:

just planning ahead

psyducker:

just planning ahead

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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