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OK so, I constantly give my bf hand jobs on the movies and once he accidentally came on the girl on the chair ahead of us and then we didn't know what to do and I couldn't stop laughing, so he threw his frappucinno at the ground and pretended it had spilled on her. I've never been the same about frappucinno since then...

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f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL
Send me your slutty confessions!

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 93 notes

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 505,525 notes

steppinlittleghost:

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

its in words

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 51,837 notes
1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 7,809 notes

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 215,675 notes

angelofthelard:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for never telling you about your encephalitis and letting you spiral deeper and deeper into your own madness until you snap and join me on a murder spree

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 19,710 notes

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 13,668 notes
bookahplease:

bookahplease:

image

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 122,186 notes
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1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 24,193 notes

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 262,303 notes

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 64,794 notes

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 223,403 notes

metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 90,500 notes
3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 131,015 notes
Sexually Televised Dandiprat

Anonymous said: OK so, I constantly give my bf hand jobs on the movies and once he accidentally came on the girl on the chair ahead of us and then we didn't know what to do and I couldn't stop laughing, so he threw his frappucinno at the ground and pretended it had spilled on her. I've never been the same about frappucinno since then...

f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL
Send me your slutty confessions!

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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steppinlittleghost:

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

its in words

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pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

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angelofthelard:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for never telling you about your encephalitis and letting you spiral deeper and deeper into your own madness until you snap and join me on a murder spree

REBLOG

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

REBLOG
bookahplease:

bookahplease:

image

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

REBLOG

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

REBLOG

metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

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