Fuckers Wandering Aimlessly Sexually Televised Dandiprat
We all go a little mad sometimes.
My name's Ashlee. I'm 17. I love rock music, drag queens, serial killers, John Green books, tv shows that ruin my life, horror movies, superheroes, bands I'll never meet, Welcome to Night Vale, and mythological creatures.


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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 260,976 notes

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 192,472 notes

human:

refluxed:

human:

ajaysonmyfeet:

human:

benwn:

human:

It’s almost 2 am and I’m eating 2 grilled cheese sandwiches and not regretting it at all

The best life choice I’ve heard all day

Why thank you

you are an inspiration to us all

I am honored

ur living the life to the fullest i respect that

image

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 699 notes

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 186,545 notes

billiejoesthighs:

me: *tries to be punk*

me: *is emo instead*

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,105 notes
teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 190,739 notes
teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

5 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 182,854 notes

zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 20,286 notes

zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 20,286 notes

johnhogandlittlemartin:

I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 114,471 notes

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 52,841 notes
5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 110,255 notes

sixpenceee:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 4,099 notes
5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 74,309 notes
hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

6 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 266,088 notes
Sexually Televised Dandiprat

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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human:

refluxed:

human:

ajaysonmyfeet:

human:

benwn:

human:

It’s almost 2 am and I’m eating 2 grilled cheese sandwiches and not regretting it at all

The best life choice I’ve heard all day

Why thank you

you are an inspiration to us all

I am honored

ur living the life to the fullest i respect that

image

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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billiejoesthighs:

me: *tries to be punk*

me: *is emo instead*

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teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

REBLOG
zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

REBLOG
zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

REBLOG

johnhogandlittlemartin:

I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.

REBLOG

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

REBLOG
REBLOG

sixpenceee:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.

REBLOG
REBLOG
hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

REBLOG